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hey clue crew. it is i, wade boggs, with a very special moment to share.

as a high school baseball coach, i am currently privy to all of the latest fads and todos. every day i am befuddled by a new hairstyle that catches my eye or a new catchphrase that catches my ear. hopefully somebody will enlighten me to the appeal.

1. "bringing sexy back." i am not going to profess my knowledge towards what bringing sexy back entails, but am fairly certain that you are not qualified to do it.
   
   
2. what is with all of the spiky-type hair and the wild colors? when i was a boy we crazied it up by shifting our neckties so that they were slightly askew. hair-do? more like a hair-do-not! AM I RIGHT, INTERNET FRIENDS?
   
   
3. kirby puckett. everywhere i go i hear "kirby puckett" this and "kirby puckett" that. the kids just love him. and why shouldn't they? he was only the man to break my very own four-year streak as american league batting champion. but look at him now--oh wait, you can't because he's dead.
   
   
4. why are we all cutting carbohydrates out of our lives? as a professional baseball player, i can tell you that carbohydrates are an essential part of a balanced diet. in fact, i attribute all of my success to eating three cups of dry cornmeal before every away game. it's the boost you need to get you through that lacksidaisical sixth inning.
   
   
5. jews for jesus. i can not say that i understand this.

i hope everything is going well for the readers. please root for my alma mater, the new york yankees, as they enter this very stressful playoffs season. they always seem to get the short end of the stick this time of year.